Actress
Sydney Sweeney helped catch a burglar Monday. Sweeney was on the
East Coast when security cameras alerted her to a person sneaking
around her L.A. home. Police came and caught the prowler. *His break in
was slowed down by the 12 other guys trying to sneak into Sydney
Sweeney’s house. (Paul Dudley)
Prague
is banning night-time pub crawls in bid to attract ‘more cultured,
wealthier tourists. The Deputy mayor says the Czech capital
doesn’t want the type of visitor who comes for a short time only to get
drunk. *Maybe someone should explain to the mayor what a bar
actually is. (Paul Dudley)
On
this day in 1980, Mother Teresa was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for
her humanitarian efforts. The celebrations were incredible.
*Fellow nuns at the Missionaries of Charity partied and drank beer from
the Nobel Prize...oh wait, i’m thinking of the Stanley Cup. (Paul
Dudley)
On
October 17, 1981, the NFL game between the Green Bay Packers and
Washington Redskins went without a penalty being assessed, the first
and only time in the sport's history. *What the hell, was it a
football game or a Debutante Ball? (Rick Fancy)
On
this day in 1967, the musical, "Hair," opened on Broadway. The
show ran for more than 17 hundred performances. *The show was
eventually replaced in the 90's by the more updated Billy Ray Cyrus
musical...Mullet. (Paul Dudley)
Saturday
in Everett, Washington an SUV crashed into a house of massage.
The driver of an SUV left the road and drove directly into the front of
the V.I.P. Massage Parlor just missing a nearby bus stop. *So, at
least little bit of a happy ending? (Rick Fancy)
Frito-Lay
is opening a Doritos-themed restaurant in Los Angeles. It'll be
open for late-night snacks inside Crypto.com Arena. The menu features
Doritos-infused dishes like Spicy Sweet Chili Ramen-Burritos and Nacho
Cheese Vanilla Cones. *Everything on the menu is baked or
fried...just like the customers. (Rick Fancy)
Waffle
House closed dozens of restaurants in the path of Hurricane Milton last
week. Meanwhile, in many Florida cities, flooding has led to wild
alligators roaming the streets. *Not sure which is scarier,
wild alligators roaming the streets, or Waffle House customers.
(Paul Dudley)
Boeing
is reportedly trimming ten-percent of its workforce. That's about
17-thousand jobs. It's very sad for those workers.
*But you know the old saying..."When one door closes, another one opens
at 31,000 feet." (Paul Dudley)
It
was a duel between demented clowns this weekend. A
chainsaw-wielding clown in "Terrifier 3" beat out the singing clown in
"Joker: Folie à Deux". *Wait, hang on, is this about the
weekend movie box office or the current state of the Presidential
race? (Paul Dudley)
The
first issue of The New Yorker magazine was published on this date in
1925. *I've never been able to read the New
Yorker....probably because I don't own a monocle and a top hat.
(Paul Dudley)
The
Ohio Division of Cannabis Control reports nearly 100-million dollars in
marijuana sales since august. About 120 dispensaries are
currently selling weed. *The Buckeye state is now the Redeye
state. (Paul Dudley)
On
this date in 2007, "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" premiered on the
E! cable network. *Over the years they earned huge money for the
E! Network...and the Kardashian Family plastic surgeon. (Paul Dudley)
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