A
long-running soap opera will no longer air on network TV. NBC has
announced that it will move Days of Our Lives to its Peacock streaming
service on September 12th. *For those who aren't familiar with soap
operas, they're what people used to watch before the Johnny Depp/Amber
Heard trial. (Paul Dudley)
Super
Bowl champion Aaron Rodgers credits a psychedelic drug with helping
have a career best season. The Green Bay Packers quarterback says
taking the psychedelic drug Ayahuasca helped him find "unconditional
self-love". *It's a polite way of saying he's the Master of his
Domain. (Paul Dudley)
David
Crosby is retiring from touring. The rocker shared the news on
social media, where he told fans he thinks he's "too old to tour
anymore....sadly." *He says he wants to spend more time
with his big bag of cocaine. (Paul Dudley)
Elvis
Presley fans will get the chance to own some jewelry he gave to his
manager. It's heading to the auction block on August 27th.
Some of the items include watches and chains along with
cufflinks. *So guy, if you're looking for the perfect gift for
the lady in your life, a large diamond encrusted T.C.B. necklace could
be yours for the right price! (Paul Dudley)
It's
National Clown week. *Too bad more clowns couldn't participate in
the festivities this year! ...they were all too busy registering
as sex offenders. (Dave Vincent)
Pop
group BTS may be allowed to perform while they do South Korea's
mandatory military service. South Korea's defense minister said
there will be a way to allow the group to perform while they serve
their mandated service. *Wow, pretty soon South Korean
synchronized military marches are really going to have some
flair. (Paul Dudley)
The
last conviction in the Salem Witch Trials is being cleared 329 years
later. Elizabeth Johnson Jr. was the only person convicted whose
named wasn't yet cleared. She was sentenced to death in 1693, but
avoided the death sentence. An exoneration was signed by the
Governor last week. *They say the wheels of justice turn slow,
but jeez Louise. (Paul Dudley)
Four
Kentucky men broke a Guinness World record Monday after playing
two-thousand-97 holes of miniature golf in 24 hours. The effort
was a fund-raiser for flooding relief in Kentucky. *After
finishing a round of miniature golf, do miniature golfers head to the
mini-bar for a drink? (Paul Dudley)
Exxon
Mobil and Chevron have posted record high quarterly profits. *In fact,
they've made so much money, if you pump your own gas, they'll pay you
$16 an hour. (Bill Williams)
The
month of August started with National Girlfriends Day on Monday.
National Girlfriends Day encourages women across the country to get
together and celebrate their friendships... *More importantly, to drink
wine, get catty, and judge each other. (Paul Dudley)
Undeclared
McMuffins are going to cost one passenger nearly two-thousand dollars
in fines. They were traveling from Bali to Australia when they
were caught with the egg and beef sausage McMuffins along with a ham
croissant. *Hey, is that a McMuffin in your pants, or are you
just glad to be in Australia? (Paul Dudley)
The
LeBron James Family Foundation is sponsoring a race car. Chris
Buescher's number 17 Mustang will have a LeBron James Family Foundation
themed paint job during the NASCAR Cup Series Race in Michigan August
7th. *It should be interesting, NASCAR doesn't have any ref's for
LeBron to whine about. (Paul Dudley)
There
could be a shortage of Halloween and Christmas candy this year.
Hershey says global supply chain issues and the war in Ukraine have
made it hard to get all of their ingredients, including cocoa.
*Hardest hit...elementary school kids, soccer moms and dentists.
(Paul Dudley)
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