The
opening days of Michigan’s firearm deer season saw three hunters die
from heart attacks. A local medical examiner is encouraging hunters to
get a checkup before hunting. *Score: Deer 3, hunters
zero. (Paul Dudley)
Those
buying wine for holiday gatherings can now pick up a bottle with a
slice from Pizza Hut. The chain is launching a limited edition pizza
wine with notes of tomato. *It’s for those who find box
wine a bit too boujee. (Paul Dudley)
On
this date in 2017, a scandal involving personal information of
57-million Uber users is confirmed by Uber. *The good news, most
Uber passengers were too drunk to care. (Paul Dudley)
On
this date in 2004, thieves broke into Ozzy Osbourne's countryside
mansion near London, stealing millions in jewelry. Osbourne was
at home sleeping at the time. *You know, there’s a fine line
between being asleep and passed out. (Paul Dudley)
Cher
made a memorable appearance on the "Today" show this week, saying the F
word on live TV. The pop star was on the show to discuss "Cher:
The Memoir: Part One". *When people told me Cher said the F word on
T.V...I thought maybe she said facelift. (Paul Dudley)
On
this date in 1980, 83-million viewers tuned in to "Dallas" to find out
"Who Shot J-R?." *In case you missed it, no, it was not the
Menedez Brothers. (Paul Dudley)
A
new rideshare service with drivers who are armed with guns is expanding
into the Lone Star State. BlackWolf is expanding into Dallas,
Austin and Houston, Texas. *It goes without saying...you might
want to generously tip your driver. (Paul Dudley)
Federal
agents allegedly raided Sean “Diddy” Combs’s jail cell and seized
attorney-client privileged materials. His lawyer claims,
prosecutors obtained sensitive defense notes from Combs’s cell at
Brooklyn’s Detention Center. *The materials are clearly
authentic...they’re all covered in baby oil. (Rick Fancy)
Netflix
says 60 million people streamed the boxing match between Mike Tyson and
Jake Paul Friday. Some critics panned the fight as more of an
exhibition than a real boxing match with the outcome
pre-determined. *You’d think these people had never seen a Don
King promoted fight before. (Rick Fancy)
A
teenager in Idaho recently crashed his SUV after a passenger used a
lighter to set his armpit hair on fire, startling the driver causing
him to roll the vehicle. *What do you bet before lighting the
armpit hair he said...hold my beer? (Rick Fancy)
On
this day in 1928, Walt Disney's "Steamboat Willie" premiered.
*Not to be confused with the 1980’s VHS classic, Steambath Willie.
(Rick Fancy)
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