Netflix
is unveiling a new feature aimed at kids called the "Mystery
Box." It'll show a youngster a recommended TV series or movie
they've never watched before. That's pretty cool. *After
keeping track of what I watch all the time, Netflix keeps recommending
I get a life. (Paul Dudley)
Machine
Gun Kelly is showing off the matching tattoo he has with Megan
Fox. MGK posted to Instagram to give a shout out to his fiancée
on her 36th birthday. In one photo, the two showed their
matching voodoo doll tattoos with stitched hearts and button eyes on
their ring fingers. *And you thought their relationship would end
up being their biggest mistake. (Paul Dudley)
The
"She-Hulk" series will hit Disney Plus this August. Marvel
confirmed the release date along side with releasing the first official
trailer for the series. "She-Hulk: Attorney at Law" is set to
have ten episodes. *"She-Hulk: Attorney at Law"?...So it's
official, Marvel is no longer trying. (Paul Dudley)
Elon
Musk continues with his skepticism about the Twitter's estimate of fake
accounts, with his deal to buy Twitter for 44-billion dollars
temporarily on hold. Musk says a deal to buy Twitter at a lower
price is "not out of the question." *Musk learned a
valuable lesson, be patient, resist clicking on the "buy it now"
button. (Paul Dudley)
March
for Jesus events are being planned around the country. Believers
will gather in cities around the nation on Saturday, June 4th for the
marches. People are encouraged to publicly proclaim the glory,
the majesty and the supremacy of the Savior. *As a Christian you
can either march, or watch the NBA playoffs and then ask for
forgiveness. (Paul Dudley)
A
popular item is returning to a fast food menu board. The Mexican
Pizza is returning to Taco Bell after it was taken off the menu two
years ago. It becomes available to all customers starting today.
*So an American restaurant, that doesn't really sell Mexican food, is
going to sell a Mexican version of an Italian dish that was actually
popularized in America? (Paul Dudley)
Triple-A
reports the national average price for regular jumped again to four
dollars and 52 cents a gallon Tuesday. California drivers are
getting hit the hardest with prices there now topping six bucks a
gallon, on average. *It's getting so expensive, smart carjackers
should just steal the gas, leave the car. (Paul Dudley)
NBA
star Stephen Curry is officially a college graduate. Thirteen
years after entering the NBA, Curry over the weekend received a
bachelors degree in sociology from Davidson College in North
Carolina. He shared photos on his social media calling the
achievement "a dream come true." *Thirteen years to finish
college...what party school did he go to? (Paul Dudley)
An
expensive sneaker that comes "fully-destroyed" is the talk of social
media. Balenciaga has released a limited-edition version of their
"Paris" high-top sneaker, one that already comes complete with tears,
smudges and a graffiti logo. The price...18-hundred-50
dollars. *Or you can just find a similar pair in your teenagers
closet for free. (Paul Dudley)
A
Monroe County Florida Sheriff's Office deputy tried to pull over
19-year-old Janiya Douglas for speeding and driving recklessly, but she
kept on driving. When she finally stopped, she told the deputy
getting arrested has been on her bucket list since high school.
*How bad is it in the world right now that people in high school are
thinking about bucket lists? (Paul Dudley)
Uber
is set to test food delivery with robots. The tests will include four
wheeled robots that take sidewalks as well as self driving cars meant
for long distances. Uber says robot deliveries will make up a
very small number of the company's deliveries in the near future.
*At least until Skynet gets up and running. (Paul Dudley)
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