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Funny Firm show prep highlights for the week of April 12 - April 16, 2021        

Those living in Mister Rogers' neighborhood will soon welcome a new family.  The Pittsburgh home owned by Fred Rogers and his wife during the late 1950s and 1960s is up for sale.  *No word on if you have to change your shoes once you get inside the house.  (Paul Dudley)

One lawmaker in Canada is apologizing after he was seen naked during a virtual House of Commons meeting.  MP William Amos was caught standing nude in his office as a screen shot showed the 46-year-old flanked by the Canadian flag.  *He's pretty embarrassed, on the plus side he's earned a few hundred in tips from people on Onlyfans.  (Paul Dudley)

The new Apple iPad Pro looks similar to the previous one except it's lighter and more put-together.  *Kinda like Kendall and Kylie Jenner. (Dave Vincent)

Nike is going to start reselling lightly worn shoes.  Nike says they are now reselling returned sneakers at a discount in select locations.  *This is a real convenience, usually to buy a pair of discount Nike shoes, you have to buy them from the trunk of a car. (Paul Dudley)

A new study suggests redheads may have a greater tolerance for pain.  Researchers have found that natural redheads are harder to sedate.  The findings could lead to new treatments for pain.  *This explains why redheads always come out on top during an Irish bar fight.  (Paul Dudley)

Apple's iPad Pro 2021 is set to be released any day now. A new Apple Product is something that happens at this time every year.  *Like a J-Lo break up. (Dave Vincent)

New Mexico is the latest state to legalize the use and sale of recreational marijuana.  Marijuana sales will become legal in the state by 2022.  *People will soon buy marijuana in New Mexico, it's a change from back in the day when everyone got their marijuana from old Mexico.  (Paul Dudley)

Experts have said that camera phones are ruining our memory. *They also said that Apple Maps is ruining our ability to get completely lost on our own. (Dave Vincent)

Godzilla vs. Kong is breaking the pandemic box office record.  Warner Brothers announced that the movie has surpassed 60-million-dollars at the domestic box office.  The success of Godzilla vs. Kong says one thing...people are clearly desperate for entertainment.  (Paul Dudley)

A 90-year-old Japanese woman received a Guinness record for spending 65 years on the same job. *The only person in the world that’s been on the job longer is Vanna White. (Bill Williams) 

A massive monitor lizard caused havoc inside a Thai pharmacy and the footage has gone viral.  *And yet, this somehow remained the least crazy thing that happened inside a Thailand pharmacy that day. (Dave Vincent)

WESH-TV reports that 59-year-old Texas resident Don Muchow ran from Disneyland in California to Disney World in Florida to bring awareness to diabetes.  *Not sure which was longer, the time it took for his jog from California to Florida, or the line he stood in for Space Mountain when he got there.  (Paul Dudley)

According to a new study there was a big drop in casual sex between 2007 and 2017.  A decrease in alcohol consumption and an increase in video game playing is to blame. *So in other words guys, drink a beer and stop fiddling with your joystick in the basement! (Rick Fancy)

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