Male
birth control pill trials could start by the end of the year. *It will
work much better than the old form of male birth control...wearing a
Comic-Con 2021 t-shirt everywhere you go. (Paul Dudley)
A
team of researchers is trying to see what lies two miles below the
surface of the Pacific Ocean. The Nautilus Expedition Vessel left
Honolulu for a 26-day trip earlier this week to the U.S. territory of
Johnston Atoll. *While researchers hope to make some interesting
scientific discoveries, they also hope to locate whatever is left of
Will Smith's career. (Paul Dudley)
The
first craft beer created by an artificial intelligence platform is now
available in New Orleans. The Nola Brewery hosted a launch party
on Monday for A-I Blonde Ale. *So enjoy a little artificial
intelligence with your beer...not to be confused with a little liquid
courage with your beer. (Paul Dudley)
The
first craft beer created by artificial intelligence is now available in
New Orleans. The beer resulted from an experiment between the
Australian Institute for Machine Learning and Barossa Valley
Brewing. *Some people worry about world war and inflation...i get
worried when Australians start experimenting with beer. (Paul
Dudley)
First
day of summer has passed. And you can tell too! *Kids
everywhere are playing baseball, football, and basketball...On their
iPads. (Dave Vincent)
Southwest
Airlines pilots are marching on a picket line, upset over working
conditions. Striking pilots can be entertaining. *During
protest chants, pilots often describe the beautiful view of the
sidewalk on the left hand side of the picket line. (Paul
Dudley)
The
makers of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese have decided to change the name of
the cheesy snack to Kraft Mac and Cheese. The change will take
place in August. College students and stoners everywhere will
spend an hour staring at the box trying to figure out what
changed. (Paul Dudley)
Kellogg
will split into three independent companies by the end of next
year. The company will spin off its cereal and snacking
divisions. Names for the new cereal and snack food companies have
not been announced. *How about Stoner's Delight, Green Cuisine
and Scooby Snacks? (Paul Dudley)
Twitter's
board of directors has approved a 44-billion-dollar buyout by Tesla CEO
Elon Musk. The Board's approval still needs to be voted upon by
shareholders. *It's only a matter of time, coming soon to
Twitter...Flamethrower Fridays. (Paul Dudley)
Millions
of people across the UK face severe travel disruption as thousands of
train staff go out on strike. Rail bosses say they want to
modernize the rail networks, calling some aspects of the system
"frankly Victorian." *Although train operators are moving into
the 21st century, just last year all the conductors received a
new smart pocket watch. (Paul Dudley)
A
new report shows the Chinese parent company of TikTok accessed American
users' data repeatedly. BuzzFeed News claims ByteDance employees
in China have frequently accessed private data on U.S. users. The
good news? *No one really cares, everyone was too busy watching
TikTok videos. (Paul Dudley)
Researchers
say they've discovered the fastest-growing black hole of the last nine
billion years. An international team of astronomers
discovered the black hole now known as J1144. *It's the biggest
black hole in the universe not counting the gas tank in my car.
(Paul Dudley)
WWE
Founder and CEO Vince McMahon is stepping back as CEO and chairman of
the wrestling empire in the midst of an investigation into alleged
misconduct. *How can someone claim misconduct from an
organization that encourages employees to hit other employees with
folding chairs? (Paul Dudley)
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