Dr.
Anthony Fauci tells CBS News that people around the country might have
to sacrifice Thanksgiving with the relatives because of the
coronavirus. *Finally, some good news about the
coronavirus. (Paul Dudley)
Walmart
says this year’s Black Friday will last three weeks. *So go on in and
take a selfie with that weird, semi-nude guy in the ice cream aisle.
(Bill Williams)
Del
Monte is selling Pink pineapples online. They're said to be juicier and
sweeter, but that comes with a price. Each Pinkglow Pineapple
will cost 49-bucks. *Or as shoppers at Whole Foods call it...a
bargain. (Paul Dudley)
Tito
Jackson is now 67. *He will have cake and ice cream, from Baskin
Robbins. Mainly because he gets a 20% employee discount. (Dave
Vincent)
An
Amazon employee was arrested after the company reported him to the FBI
for fraud. *After the arrest, the FBI released a 5 star review.
(Mike Pritchett)
Nobel
Prize for Physics: Reinhard Genzel & Andrea Ghez for
determining the dead center of the universe and where we acquired mass.
*If it's anything like me, it's from Taylor Swift's fan page and
carbs. (Dave Vincent)
Amazon
Prime Day, the annual two-day shopping event runs through Wednesday,
and includes discounts on over one-million items. *That's all
well and good, but for most people, Amazon Prime Day, has now become,
Amazon Prime Year. (Paul Dudley)
A
Pennsylvania man got his high school diploma just weeks before his
100th birthday. *Typical of a high school prankster, he celebrated by
throwing his Depends in the air. (Bill Williams)
A
calligraphy scroll by former Chinese leader Chairman Mao, worth $300
million, has been stolen and destroyed. *For those who don’t know, a
calligraphy scroll is what people raved on before Twitter. (Bill
Williams)
Regal
theaters in the U.S. are temporarily closed as new studio
releases have dried up because of the coronavirus. The company
CEO says, we're like a grocery shop that doesn't have vegetables,
fruit, meat. *Ya, good luck trying to sell those 10 dollar
buckets of popcorn in the real world. (Paul Dudley)
An
Employee is accused of stealing at least $1.3 million in printer toner
from Austin Public Library and re-selling online. $1.3 million in
printer toner comes to...32 ink cartridges...so yeah, sounds about
right. (Dave Vincent)
Former
"Blue's Clues" host Steve Burns is 47. He spent several years
talking to a blue cartoon dog, a bar of soap, and his salt and pepper
shakers. *Just like Demi Lovato before they found the right
medications. (Dave Vincent)
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