Delta
will continue forbidding the sale of middle seats on its planes until
at least May 1st. The airline said it'll keep those seats open on
all flights through the end of April. *But where will the put the
crying baby? (Paul Dudley)
Harry
and Meghan's second child, the fifth grandchild for Prince Charles,
will be eighth in line to the throne, just behind Archie and
Harry. *And, due to an interesting technicality, host of TV's
Access Hollywood, Mario Lopez. (Dave Vincent)
A
report claims that using social media can hurt a student's chance to be
accepted into college. *Unless the school offers a major in
duckface. (Dave Vincent)
Boeing
777 planes are pulled from service at United Airlines after one of its
jets suffered an engine failure Saturday. Video showed an engine
from the plane losing parts and shooting flames before landing.
*Everyone is fine, however passengers did drink every last drop of hard
alcohol from the drink cart. (Paul Dudley)
A
French nun who is believed to be the world’s second-oldest person at
117, just survived a bout with COVID-19. *She says the highlight of her
life was being the lead ref at this year's Super Bowl. (Dave Vincent)
An
Oregon man has been arrested for driving with a blood alcohol content
of point-seven-seven...more than nine times the legal limit.
While there are no official records, the man's blood alcohol content
seems to be the highest ever recorded. *The man is now an
official cast member of Jersey Shore. (Paul Dudley)
NASA's
newest Mars mission sent back photos of the rover landing on the Red
Giant. *It was quite smooth, considering the balloons were left over
from a rocket scientist's birthday party. (Bill Williams)
A
French nun who is believed to be the world’s second-oldest person at
117, just survived a bout with COVID-19 and celebrated her
birthday. *You can still get her a gift, but hurry. (Dave
Vincent)
Tiger
Woods was hospitalized following a car accident on Tuesday
morning. Tiger was rescued by L.A. County firefighters at the
scene of the crash and was then taken to a hospital. *Police say
there is no sign of alcohol, foul play, or a crazed Swedish blonde
woman chasing him with a 9 iron. (Paul Dudley)
Fernando
Tatis Jr. of MLB's Padres has agreed to a 14-Year, $340M dollar
contract extension. *Making Tatis the only person at a Padres'
game that'll be able to afford parking, a beer and a hot dog. (Dave
Vincent)
New
Jersey police can no longer arrest people for possession of small
amounts of marijuana. This comes as Governor Phil Murphy signed a
bill decriminalizing possession of the drug. However, mobsters still
need to use caution. *In New Jersey, it's still a misdemeanor to
dump a body in a landfill. (Paul Dudley)
If
you drink one glass of water with every alcoholic beverage, you can be
drunk without a hangover. *But, if you take jello shots off your
nanny's belly with every alcoholic beverage you could be Ben Affleck
(Dave Vincent)
Stressage
is a common Internet slang term that best describes a text or message
that causes you emotional pain and or stress. *Or, as we called
in 2021: A text (Dave Cincent)