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week of November 16-20, 2020
director Spike Lee is going to direct his first musical. Here's
the kicker, it's a musical about Viagra! *The big question
is...if the show lasts more than 4 hours, do you need to seek immediate
medical attention? (Paul Dudley)
is opening a themed hotel in Las Vegas. *It's the perfect hotel
for what is almost certainly your last date. (Dave Vincent)
City of New Orleans says there won't be any parades during 2021's Mardi
Gras. Parades will not be permitted because large gatherings
could be super spreaders of the coronavirus. *I remember back
when Mardi Gras was only known as a super spreader of puke and colorful
beads. (Paul Dudley)
has announced the release date for Kevin Hart’s upcoming stand-up
special. *Netflix executives say it's really funny and short. (Mike
went down worldwide for about an hour recently. *Unfortunately, just
before it went down the algorithm made viewers watch a 6 second ad.
House has cooked up its very first brew that smells like bacon.
The breakfast restaurant chain named it Bacon and Kegs. It's the beer
for anyone who thinks everything is better with bacon. *Or to be
more blunt, anyone who thinks beer is better with breakfast.
semi-truck hauling beer in Canada overturned, spilling the brew all
over the highway last week. *First responders showed up with a
plate, chicken wings, a bib and a TV remote. (Dave Vincent)
Series X is delayed as pre-orders might arrive after Christmas, Amazon
says. *Wait a second, are you telling me I may have to get a job,
and, at the very most...lose my virginity? (Dave Vincent)
U.S. bankruptcy court has approved the sale of J.C. Penney.
*That's ironic, it's the first thing J.C. Penny has sold in
years. (Paul Dudley)
New Mexico woman claims someone broke into her house and stole her high
school yearbook, then nine years later she found it in a yard sale.
Weird. *That’s the same thing Taylor Swift says about her virginity.
owned Ring, recalled 350,000 smart video doorbells for potential fire
hazard. *Authorities were alerted to the issue when several customers
started leaving 5 alarm reviews. (Mike Pritchett)
is releasing its very first holiday cookbook. The cookbook features
Cheetos related recipes and is called Bon-Appe-Cheetos. The book is
dedicated to coronavirus food relief. *It's the perfect Christmas
gift for the quarantined stoner in your life. (Paul Dudley)
has started it's Black Friday deals, with early online discounts.
*For in-store sales, Walmart's dropping the price on everything but
you'll just have to wait a week. TV's regularly priced at $849.99
will be free...but only for customers who get really violent when the
doors open. (Dave Vincent)
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