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Funny Firm show prep highlights for the week of November 18 - November 22, 2024:
      

The opening days of Michigan’s firearm deer season saw three hunters die from heart attacks. A local medical examiner is encouraging hunters to get a checkup before hunting.  *Score:  Deer 3, hunters zero.  (Paul Dudley)

Those buying wine for holiday gatherings can now pick up a bottle with a slice from Pizza Hut. The chain is launching a limited edition pizza wine with notes of tomato.   *It’s for those who find box wine a bit too boujee.  (Paul Dudley)

On this date in 2017, a scandal involving personal information of 57-million Uber users is confirmed by Uber.  *The good news, most Uber passengers were too drunk to care.  (Paul Dudley)

On this date in 2004, thieves broke into Ozzy Osbourne's countryside mansion near London, stealing millions in jewelry.  Osbourne was at home sleeping at the time.  *You know, there’s a fine line between being asleep and passed out.  (Paul Dudley)

Cher made a memorable appearance on the "Today" show this week, saying the F word on live TV.  The pop star was on the show to discuss "Cher: The Memoir: Part One". *When people told me Cher said the F word on T.V...I thought maybe she said facelift.  (Paul Dudley)

On this date in 1980, 83-million viewers tuned in to "Dallas" to find out "Who Shot J-R?."  *In case you missed it, no, it was not the Menedez Brothers.  (Paul Dudley)

A new rideshare service with drivers who are armed with guns is expanding into the Lone Star State.  BlackWolf is expanding into Dallas, Austin and Houston, Texas.  *It goes without saying...you might want to generously tip your driver.  (Paul Dudley)

Federal agents allegedly raided Sean “Diddy” Combs’s jail cell and seized attorney-client privileged materials.   His lawyer claims, prosecutors obtained sensitive defense notes from Combs’s cell at Brooklyn’s Detention Center.  *The materials are clearly authentic...they’re all covered in baby oil.  (Rick Fancy)

Netflix says 60 million people streamed the boxing match between Mike Tyson and Jake Paul Friday.  Some critics panned the fight as more of an exhibition than a real boxing match with the outcome pre-determined.  *You’d think these people had never seen a Don King promoted fight before.  (Rick Fancy)

A teenager in Idaho recently crashed his SUV after a passenger used a lighter to set his armpit hair on fire, startling the driver causing him to roll the vehicle.  *What do you bet before lighting the armpit hair he said...hold my beer?  (Rick Fancy)

On this day in 1928, Walt Disney's "Steamboat Willie" premiered.  *Not to be confused with the 1980’s VHS classic, Steambath Willie. (Rick Fancy)


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