With
multiple wildfires raging in Southern California, the area was also hit
by an earthquake yesterday. *Governor Newsom has declared Southern
California a disaster area...then he heard about the fires and the
earthquake. (Paul Dudley)
The
Campbell Soup Company is dropping "soup" from its name and will be
called The Campbell's Company. Campbell has many brands,
including Goldfish, Snyder's of Hanover, Cape Cod and Pepperidge
Farm. *With brands like that, wouldn’t a better name be...The
Stoner Company? (Rick Fancy)
A
new FDA rule says mammography reports have to contain an assessment of
breast density. Experts say women who learn that they have dense
breasts should consult their doctor about possible next steps,
including an MRI or an ultrasound... *and possibly an Onlyfans
account. (Paul Dudley)
According
to Evite, people contemplating a divorce can signal to others that you
have pride in your decision, not shame. Also, according to
Evite’s data, it's mainly women who are throwing the
celebrations. *And by women they mean Jennifer Lopez. (Paul
Dudley)
On
this date in 2003, Swedish tennis player Oskar Johansson retired from
professional tennis at the age of 23. *Back in the day he
was the only 23 year old guy at Applebee’s ordering early bird
special. (Paul Dudley)
Waffle
House President Walt Ehmer has passed away after a long illness. *Kind
of shocking...usually Waffle House employees die trying to break up
drunken fights in the parking lot. (Paul Dudley)
On
this day in 2007, two of Pamela Anderson's exes, singer Kid Rock and
drummer Tommy Lee, got into a fight at the MTV Music Video Awards in
Las Vegas. Lee was punched in the face by Rock. *Either way,
whenever Tommy Lee and Kid Rock start beating the crap out of each
other...we all win. (Rick Fancy)
The
U.S. Department of Justice's antitrust case against Google begins,
claiming Google is anti-competitive. Google denies the the claim,
saying there is plenty of competition. *See for yourself...just
Google search engines.. (Paul Dudley)
The
first Miss America beauty pageant was held in Atlantic City on this day
in 1920. *I'm still waiting for World Peace to arrive.
(Rick Fancy)
On
this date in 2003, Swedish tennis player Oskar Johansson retired from
professional tennis at the age of 23. *Back in the day he
was the only 23 year old guy at Applebee’s ordering early bird
special. (Paul Dudley)
The
NYPD is looking for a suspect who stole a necklace from a toddler in a
Brooklyn laundromat. Police say a suspect snatched a chain off a
two-year-old child's neck and ran out the door. *The child was
not hurt...thankfully the infant still has his stainless steel gat and
his diamond incrusted grill. (Paul Dudley)
Half
a million dollars will buy half a house in Southern California. The
property is a one-bedroom, one-bath home in Monrovia. About few
months ago, a tree crushed the house and split it in half. Now,
what's left is for sale, including a few missing walls.
*It’s kind of a throwback design to mid-century mayhem.
(Paul Dudley)
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