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Funny Firm show prep highlights for the week of September 23 -  September 27, 2024:
      

Disney-Plus is cracking down on password sharing. The streamer will however allow users to add a member outside their household for seven-bucks per month.   *To paraphrase Captain Louis Renault…I'm shocked, shocked to find that password sharing is going on here.  (Rick Fancy)

On this date in 1928, aviator Amelia Earhart completed the first solo transcontinental flight by a woman. The journey took her from Los Angeles to Newark in just under 19 hours.  *Wow, nineteen hours from L.A. to Newark...who knew she was flying Spirit Air?  (Paul Dudley)  

This week in 1920, eight Chicago White Sox members are charged in relation to the Black Sox scandal, where players were accused of fixing the 1919 World Series.  Thank god that will never happen again.  *...you know, the White Sox in the World Series.  (Rick Fancy)

A video of a toddler chugging a beer while the mother is watching a game has gone viral.  It happened at Texas Memorial Stadium in Austin over the weekend.  The toddler appears to be about 4 or 5 years old.  *Toddlers in Texas obviously shouldn’t be drinking beer...they’re the designated driver for the ride home.  (Rick Fancy)

Costco is opening a new warehouse store in South Central Los Angeles that includes Costco apartments for rent.  *New tenants are going to be really surprised when they run into a woman giving out free samples in the bedroom. (Paul Dudley)

On this date in 1992, two people were stabbed and a person was trampled following an Ozzy Osbourne concert at the Oklahoma State Fair.  Twenty people were arrested for public drunkenness and disorderly conduct.  *That’s shocking, an Ozzy Osbourne concert and ONLY twenty people arrested for drunkenness disorderly conduct?  (Paul Dudley)

A previously unknown piece of music composed by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart from the 1760's has been uncovered at a library in Germany.  The piece features a string trio lasting about 12 minutes.   *Apparently twelve minutes of strings were the drum solos of the 1700’s.  (Rick Fancy)

The Chicago White Sox have racked up 120 loses so far this season.  *Not saying White Sox management has lost confidence, but next week, the stadium is scheduled to be converted into a Spirit Halloween.  (Paul Dudley)

On this date in 2009, Ozzy Osbourne announced via Twitter that he'd passed his driving test and was now, for the first time in his 60 years of life, a licensed driver.  *There were no survivors.  (Paul Dudley)
On this date in 1921, the first Radio Shack store opened in Boston (the company went bankrupt in 2015).  Radio Shack employees were prudent and mindful.  *During sex they always made sure to wear a pocket protector.  (Rick Fancy)

Twelve finalists have been announced for this year's induction into the Toy of Hall of Fame.  Each year, the Strong National Museum of Play in New York nominates 12 toys.  This year's finalists include balloons, trampolines and My Little Pony.  *That’s amazing...all three of those were part of my last birthday party.  (Rick Fancy)

On this day in 1920, the American Professional Football Association (later renamed the National Football League) was formed in Canton, Ohio.  *The next day, the New York Giants were statistically eliminated from the playoffs.  (Paul Dudley)

On this day in 2015, Pope Francis canonized Father Junipero Serra.  It's the first time a person has been made a saint on American soil.  *Well, other than Oprah.  (Paul Dudley)





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