The woman who played Jan
Brady on the hit TV show The Brady Bunch is selling her New York
condo. Eve Plumb bought it in 2016. The listing price is just
under two-million-dollars. *Some houses are all about location,
location, location...this place is about Marsha, Marsha,
Marsha. (Paul Dudley)
Bad news for Starbucks customers.
They are temporarily out of some drink ingredients. *But don't worry,
they've made up for it by charging 20 bucks to just stand there. (Bill
Williams)
Comcast/Xfinity had
a major state-wide outage last week affecting millions of people.
*Internet was so slow I had to resort to walking downstairs to tell the
kids it was time for dinner. (Dave Vincent)
New music has been released by Crowded House, David Bowie, Moby, Chrissie Hynde, John Hiatt, Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young and Van Morrison. *For those of you who can let go of your cash, but not your past. (Dave Vincent)
Florida
Police say they arrested a woman after she trashed an Outback
Steakhouse while in the nude. Ocala Police responded to
53-year-old Tina Kindred reportedly naked atop the restaurant bar,
trashing bottles, and glassware. Police say she resisted arrest and
threw bottles at an officer. *Who knew a Bloomin' Onion can turn someone into a bloomin' idiot. (Paul Dudley)
Actor Armie Hammer
is undergoing in-patient treatment for several addictions. Vanity Fair
reports he checked into a rehab last month and is reportedly addicted
to drugs, alcohol, and sex. *As they say, every actor wants to be a
rock and roller, every rock and roller wants to be an actor.
(Paul Dudley)
Vanity Fair reports Actor Armie Hammer checked into rehab and is reportedly addicted to drugs, alcohol, and sex. *It's known in Hollywood as the Tinseltown Trifecta. (Paul Dudley)
Walmart is spending 350-billion dollars over the next ten years to sell items made, grown or assembled in the U.S. Walmart has always been ahead of the competition. *Half of all meth manufactured in the United States is produced in Walmart Supercenter restrooms. (Paul Dudley)
A
dog that got lost in Georgia has been found months later in
Florida. The Humane Society in Daytona Beach had the pup up for
adoption when someone saw the notice and contacted the owners.
How the pup got to Daytona Beach is still a mystery. *The dog is
fine, however she does have a new affection for Jell-O shots and rave
music. (Paul Dudley)
Miley Cyrus
is opening up about who she wants to collaborate with next.
Speaking to British Vogue, she admitted to wanting to work with Billie Eilish. She says she thinks Billie is the coolest. *Billie has a lot to talk about with Miley Cyrus...most importantly, how not to turn out like Miley Cyrus. (Paul Dudley)
A
90-Year-Old from Kansas just ran 90 Laps around an Indoor track for his
birthday and the footage has gone viral. *In fairness, it's
easier to run when you're being chased by death. (Dave Vincent)
The Hanson Brothers have teamed up with Cheap Trick's Rick Nielsen and
have released a new single. The Hanson Brothers are also planning
a concert tour to go along with their new music. *Hanson fans are now
of a certain age, let's just say the tour sponsor is Kim Crawford
Chardonnay and yoga pants. (Paul Dudley)
Microsoft
will discuss Windows' future later this month. The Verge reports
Microsoft will unveil more details about the operating system's next
generation, which will likely include many visual enhancements.
*Like a new app that let's you swipe right or left for a date with Bill
Gates. (Paul Dudley)
China
is looking to boost its population growth by allowing couples to have
three children. A census shows the population growing at its
slowest rate since the 1960s. *Now if they can just convince
Angelina Jolie and family to move to China, they'll be all set. (Paul Dudley)
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