A trailer the upcoming Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs film is out.  In an interview, actress Rachel Zelger says in this version, Snow White is not gonna be saved by the prince. *Well it is 2024, so the Prince is probably just there for the hot stepmom.  (Rick Fancy)

Narcan is the medicine that reverses an opioid overdose and can be lifesaving.  Now, there's new vending machines in Morris County, New Jersey that dispense Narcan inside of them.  *Not exactly the time you want to run out of spare change.  (Rick Fancy)

Republican Congressman, Van Drew believes says that Iran has launched a mothership that is currently launching drones off the coast of New Jersey.  *This guy is clearly on to something…or, he’s clearly ON something.  (Rick Fancy)

A plumber found a decades-old Heathcliff lunch box lunch box while working at an elementary school in Roanoke, Virginia.  Tracy Drain attended the school in the early 1980s and was reunited with her lunch box this week and says it will now serve as a keepsake.  *She should probably avoid the decades old Thermos full of milk inside.  (Paul Dudley)

On this day in 1882, the first Christmas tree lights were created by Thomas Edison, who decorated a large tree outside his lab with eighty red, white and blue electric lights.  *Edison was a genius, but apparently he didn’t know the difference between Christmas and the Fourth of July.  (Rick Fancy) 

On this date in 2006, Felipe Calderón, the then President of Mexico, launched the Mexican Drug War, a large-scale military campaign against drug trafficking.  *As we all now know, the war on drugs is over…drugs win!  (Rick Fancy)

On this day in 2008, Bernard Madoff, an American financier, was arrested for running a massive financial scheme, considered the largest financial scheme in United States history…not counting Disney World.  (Paul Dudley)

Select Taco Bell locations will be transformed into a drive-thru photo booth where customers can take a selfie from their car.  Taco Bell says some of the photos could end up in their upcoming Super Bowl commercial.  *Just what you need, a drunken, 2am photo of yourself at a Taco Bell drive-thru on national television.  (Paul Dudley)

The Nobel Prizes are awarded annually recognizing outstanding achievements in the fields of Physics, Chemistry, Medicine, Literature, and Peace.  *I can confirm that I failed four out of five of those topics in college.  (Paul Dudley)

A new study from the Cleveland Clinic says falling asleep to the TV is soothing and calming.  The sleeping ritual can distract people from racing thoughts.   If you absolutely have to watch something, make sure it's not intense like true crime.  *If you absolutely need to fall asleep quickly, slip yourself a jimmy... Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon.  (Rick Fancy)  

On this day in 1531, the "Miracle of Guadalupe" took place on this day when the Virgin Mary supposedly appeared on Tepeyac Hill to Juan Diego, a poor Aztec peasant, and the Catholic image of Our Lady of Guadalupe was formed.  *If the image of the Virgin Mary is not on your breakfast toast this morning...it soon will be.  (Paul Dudley)

A Michigan man was arrested last week for allegedly shooting at his roommate over allegations of marijuana theft.  He fired five shots at eight people in the residence, but no one was hurt.    *Guns don’t kill people…well, at least if a stoner is pulling the trigger.   (Paul Dudley)

Emmy Award-winning actress Felicity Huffman turns 62 today.   She spent time in jail for college entrance exam scandal back in 2019.  *Her husband baked her a cake…out of habit he stuffed in a hack saw.  (Paul Dudley)